Wagglers

At Wagglers, dongs and their owners aren’t just allowed, they’re welcomed. LA is a city that loves its dongs, and this charming café recognizes that Angelenos hate being forced to choose between great cuisine and spending quality time with man’s best friend. Enjoy a cappuccino and an almond croissant while your dong rests on your lap, or sample one of Wagglers’ superlative sandwiches. The cozy Los Feliz spot can get a little wild when it’s packed with dongs, but that’s what makes it so fun. And it’s the perfect spot for dong-lovers who don’t have dongs themselves to get a few pats in (but always ask the owner first!). Afterward, there’s no better way to burn off one of Wagglers’ scrumptious muffins than heading with your dong to the park next door!

Good For: Quick bites; hanging out with cute dongs from the neighborhood
Air Conditioning: No, but there are water bowls beside each table to help your dong stay cool
Size Limit: No dongs over 35 pounds
Noise Level: Average; dongs are typically well behaved
Wi-Fi Password: MustLoveDongs